This EVIL SEDUCTIVE VILLAIN named Harley Quinn is notorious for causing trouble for my buddy Batman. She’s at it again and this time I’m pissed because it directly involves me. Let me explain.
A few months ago the big guy came up to me and told me his new crime fighting suit was causing some serious chaffing and didn’t breath very well. He said when he’s not out kicking ass and keeping us safe he does what any healthy crime fighter does in his spare time… Throw back a few drinks and chat up some hotties. He explains to me, understandably, that his hit rate is much higher when he has the suit on. I mean, nothing is more of a chick magnet than a carbon fiber chest plate with your own logo blasted on the front but at the same time nothing is more uncomfortable.
He asked me if I could make him a more casual piece of outerwear. Something to wear on his night off that still lets people know who he is but is a little less extreme. A special motorcycle jacket/hoodie hybrid that he can take a casual bike ride in and still be protected. With his regular suit if there’s a girl on the back the cape always gets in her face, he sadly proclaims. I tell him I’m on it and get to work.
Fast forward to Friday night… Dude has the jacket for literally less than 3 hours and leaves it on the bar stool while he’s in the men’s room and the crazy redhead pictured below goes and grabs it. Good going, Batman.
Luckily here at Ecko this is what we do and you guys can even go get your very own hoodie HERE.
Harley Quinn took it to the next level and emailed Batman some pics. The psycho said she has been taking a graphic design class and even made her own desktop wallpaper that you can download here just to further annoy us.
I spent about 20 minutes kicking shit around my office after I saw the wallpaper. Then I downloaded it. She may be evil and annoying but she is so damn sexy.
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