Check out my man Extreme Pete. Pete is not a man, Pete is a dog. A dog that can skate…better than I can. I bet he has more followers than me on Instagram. He probably gets more likes on all his pics of his insane feats of doggie skateboarding action too.
Whatever, I’m not gonna let it bother me…I’m going to have sushi for dinner tonight and he’s only gonna get dog food. I have a bed and he sleeps on the floor with his balls out. When he goes to bed I’m going to draw all over his back with a Sharpie because there’s one thing Pete can’t do and that’s reach his back with his little T-rex arms. Game over I win!